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Patrick counters that he wants a relationship with a man, not Martha Stewart. He says that he’s beyond the point of being hurt, at this stage. In fact, Chad seems to be more upset by his inability to find gala apples (take note, because his tune changes later) than he is by the fact that his hubby is screwing his trainer. Anytwink, Chad is upset that Patrick isn’t helping him to carve jack-o-lanterns, adding that he is doing a French aristocracy theme this year. Wait, is a “twink trainer” a trainer who is a twink? Or someone who only trains twinks? Or someone who trains guys to BE twinks? AHS, what a tangled web you weave. Okay, already more than I needed to know. Yes, Patrick is banging his “twink trainer”, who is apparently “a total power bottom”. When his hubby, Patrick ( Teddy Sears) passes through the kitchen on his way to the gym, Chad quips, “make sure you wear a condom.” Sheesh – and here I think my gym is strict for making you carry a towel!
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Currently he’s in an HGTV-inspired fugue state in preparation for a Big Gay Halloween party. (All kidding aside, Zach, huge props for coming out last week.) Yes, LaQuinto is in the House, playing Chad – one of the much-talked-about previous owners of the Harmon Horror Home.
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You remember – that long-forgotten yesteryear when when Zachary Quinto was still straight. This week’s opening flashback takes us all the way back to 2010. So toss on your Pretty Girl masks and let’s pick this baby apart, shall we? Whoops – sorry, Charles and Norah, no pun intended! Even worse? That central character was one of the only likeable ones in the bunch. Loaded with more twists and turns than even the usual AHS episode (which is saying a lot), this Halloween special delivered one of the nastiest shocks yet in the form of the death of a central character. This week American Horror Story delivered the first half of a two-part Halloween episode, and let’s just say that it sure as hell weren’t no Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.